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| User: | jensimms (229954)
Street Level Rock Rebel
Looks like I'm gonna get drunk again, but I guess you already knew that...
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| Name: | If you love me, you'll let me eat your BRAINS!!!! |
| Location: | Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States |
| Birthdate: | 1982-09-17 |
| E-mail: | rip_out_spines@yahoo.com
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| jensimms | @ | livejournal.com (Jabber) |
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| AOL IM: |  ChokedByBarbwire (Add Buddy, Send Message) |
| Yahoo! ID: |  rip_out_spines (Add User, Send Message) |
| Bio: | Oh that Simms she drinks so much
and then her vagina she likes to have touched
but only by Drexy, her stallion of a man
because he makes her feel sexy like no one else can.
- By Canadian Jen
Siminator, rhymes with alternator,
but alas! She is not an aligator!
No, she is a regulator!
By Regulator I mean the killinator(s),
Just like the Regulators in Young Guns
"Regulators, Lets Ride" says they! Whoa!
However, accustomed to hay, she is not.
For in Philadelphia there lacks the sweet
scent of fresh cut hay and horses asses like
over here on the Praries of Alberta. The
Simms also might not know the ways of the
Canadian beer drinker (always a thinker) and
tops the American beer drinker (you can bet your
stinker!)
How to end such a poem? Perhaps with a word of
work that fits the bill like so: When the
Siminator writes, we all read her rant,
but when we write back, we'd like to pursue
but can't. She is crazy yet
full of whim, and since this Drexel
character came in, she has since been
entrapped by him. I hope her days are long
(like the travels of Sam and Frodo),
And I raise my glass in Cheers a plenty!
And beller out "Time to read!! OH NO!!!
- By Brock Roe **from Canadia!!**
I AM THE ORIGINAL JEN SIMMS!! accept no substitues, for I AM THE REAL JEN SIMMS and everyone else are just imitations who will die a horrible death by my hands.
foolish mortal.
I am a Philly Roller Girl and you're super jealous about that. the names Halla.... Val Halla. #17. pivot/blocker for the Heavy Metal Hookers. you should come see us play and then go home and masturbate because i'm hot and my roller girls are even hotter.
"You are not alive yesterday, you are not alive tomorrow, but you are alive at that moment; if you can grab something for that moment... you have a chance." - Johnny X
'"Sometimes...
You can cry until there is nothing wet in you.
You can scream and curse to where your throat rebels and ruptures.
You can pray, all you want, to whatever God you think will listen.
And, still, it makes no difference.
It goes on, with no sign as to when it might release you.
And you know that if it ever did relent...
it would not be because it cared." - written in blood before everything went black' J.T.H.M #5
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| Interests: | 149: 80's music, 80's stuff, a clockwork orange, absinthe, action figures, adult swim, against all authority, agnostic front, alcohol, army of darkness, art, batman, beer, black, blanks 77, blitz, blood and gore, boondock saints, boots, booze, bouncing souls, broken hearts, bruce campbell, cartoons, catch 22, cats, cemeteries, chai tea, cheap trick, cheese, choking victim, cocksparrer, coffee, comic books, conan o'brien, daggers, darkness, dead empty, death, descendants, desdemona, devi, donnie darko, drawing, drinking booze, elf ears, elves, elvish language, eyeliner, eyeshadow, flogging molly, free stuff, full metal alchemist, galadriel, gargoyles, gettin drunk, ghost stories, ghosts, global chaos, guitar, guitar wolf, guns n roses, guns on the run, halloween, hamlet, happy noodle boy, haunted houses, i feel sick, i-95, insanity, inuyasha, jack-o-lanterns, jensimms, johnny the homicidal maniac, kevin smith movies, kid dynamite, kill yourself, knives, legolas, lightning storms, lipstick, lord of the rings, low budgets, lower class brats, lower east side stitches, makeup, manowar, misfits, nancy collins, nekromantics, nightmare before christmas, operation ivy, othello, oxymoron, pain, partisans, philadelphia, philly roller girls, philly shreds, plaid, plow united, poetry, poppy z. brite, protagonist, punk, razors, red, road trips, roller derby, shows, silmarils, ska, smashing pumpkins, sonja blue, stars, sticks and stones, stigmata, suicide machines, swords, tattoo art, tattooing, tattoos, texas chainsaw massacre, the adicts, the boils, the buisness, the cure, the forgotten, the huntingtons, the pietasters, the pixies, the ray gradys, the silmarillion, the slaughter house, the specials, the stray cats, the unseen, the young ones, tim burton movies, toy dollz, toys, vampire: the masquerade, vampires, violent society, weapons, weezer, writing, x-men, zombies |
| Schools: | None listed |
| Friends: |  | 66: | 2toneoffthewall, 7250588, a_la_moe, bustayohyma_, chubby_brains, ciderhousewhore, corvus, dickie0, dorksquad55, drexelmike, frankiethirteen, fukoffanddie00, girl_jetset, grundel, hatedbymany, hateyou82, hurricaned, ibuyscenepoints, ishootyou, jayjaydecay, jeffxpunkx, jennievil, jennipurrrrrrrr, jinmoonlight, joel_mot, kevsomm, majour, markjizz, mike95, missriot, moosong, nahbro, nipseyrussell, othepea, owmybrainhurts, phlyrollergirls, pindel, quitwhining, randrew, rygurgitation, satanscientist, savestheworld, seanmoran, seanmoransucks, seven_seas, shesgotthepower, sisse_lala, skalicia, skeletoraids, skyfalls, solitudeofmind, sr20detg20girl, sucka, sylentmanifesto, tenderloin, tennabean, theycallmemikie, theyhateme, tomaxblade, trustillusions, vivanothing, vixenvangogo, whaboutme, whitetrashpunk, xxjilltheripper, z0mbarella |  | 18: | arsenicfashions, broken_heart, drunkenirishfun, elf_ears, elfgasms, high_elven, i_95, letmehitthat, loltrekkers, philly_area, protagonistfans, roller_derby, sosuemebitch, tolkien_elves, wawa_lovers, writers_in_dark, zombie_freaks, zombie_survival |
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| Mutual Friends: | 61: 2toneoffthewall, 7250588, a_la_moe, bustayohyma_, chubby_brains, ciderhousewhore, corvus, dickie0, dorksquad55, frankiethirteen, fukoffanddie00, girl_jetset, grundel, hatedbymany, hateyou82, hurricaned, ibuyscenepoints, ishootyou, jeffxpunkx, jennievil, jennipurrrrrrrr, jinmoonlight, joel_mot, kevsomm, majour, markjizz, mike95, missriot, moosong, nahbro, nipseyrussell, othepea, owmybrainhurts, phlyrollergirls, pindel, randrew, rygurgitation, satanscientist, savestheworld, seanmoran, seanmoransucks, seven_seas, shesgotthepower, sisse_lala, skalicia, skeletoraids, skyfalls, solitudeofmind, sr20detg20girl, sucka, sylentmanifesto, tenderloin, theycallmemikie, theyhateme, tomaxblade, trustillusions, vivanothing, vixenvangogo, whaboutme, xxjilltheripper, z0mbarella |
| Also Friend of: | 21: arnieparnie, crispygreenguy, dusty_tear, felchie, fuhqtoo, h3lt3r_sk3lt3r, jadedcinderella, jay666, jellowantsme, kookiez1, mae_mcawesome, meggy98, okaytrue, outlawheart, pookiepunk, sugarfish752, suppagirl, tenthet, violence666, xshedemonx, xxbiddyxx |
| Member of: | 16: broken_heart, drunkenirishfun, elf_ears, elfgasms, high_elven, i_95, paidmembers, philly_area, protagonistfans, roller_derby, sosuemebitch, tolkien_elves, wawa_lovers, writers_in_dark, zombie_freaks, zombie_survival |
| Account type: | Basic Account |
